This is why i don't share :)

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(> )>o So I was going to give you a cookie...
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. (>o<) I LIKE COOKIES!!!
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(> )>o Then I said sharing is caring...
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. (>o<) ITS MY COOKIE!!!
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.--<( <) So I eated your cookie.
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(> )>#  Then I got you a little waffle.
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.(>#<) Man, this waffle be looking GOOD!
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(> <) So, I eated your little waffle too.
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Yeah........